The Avengers XXX – Porn Spoof

Hot on the heels of the Spider-Man XXX porn parody, comes The Avengers XXX brought to you by Vivid. The video below is borderline SFW.

Some Information About The Man of Steel Movie

Collider posted some details about the Man of Steel movie provided by an insider who was lucky enough to view a sizzle reel featuring the clips. Potential spoilers below:

I’m a visual effects supervisor for the upcoming filmAfter.Earth, the M. Night picture. I’ve also done work on Avatar,Iron Man, and Sin City. I’m on IMDb. I’ll admit I check my own page from time to time. It feels good.

I frequent this board often, I’m a huge comic book fan (as shown by the movies I’ve worked on). Last night at a VFX conference there was a sizzle reel shown by Weta. In this sizzle reel there were two beta level(most likely from a trailer) clips shown. One only about 6 seconds long, the other much longer.

The former was Clark Kent grabbing a truck with a crying man inside of it while flying through the middle of a tornado. It looked incredible. Henry Cavill can fly, and he can hold a truck in one arm. Zack Snyder brings his usual visual flair, but somehow is still unlike anything he has made before. It felt like a Superman comic. Real heroism.

The longer clip was even more stunning, but the more I think about it, slightly concerning. The clip consisted of Superman in full costume in a verbal argument with Zod in the center of Smallville withChristopher Meloni yells at them through a megaphone next to a tank. Meloni warns them he will fire if they do not surrender. While he says this Zod sizes Superman up. Shannon looks evil as he can be. Bone chilling even. And is DEFINITELY sporting enhanced muscle. Cavill’s Superman is a wonderful sight to behold in motion. Cavill’s pure size makes him the most believable Superman to date. Zod speaks in Kryptonian “Do you know your native tongue, Kal-el?” Superman looks stunned, and responds in English, “Who are you?” (there isn’t enough Superman dialogue to judge Cavill’s performance fairly, but I’d say he did well. Nothing spectacular from this clip.) Meloni curses, then into a walkie talkie orders the tank to fire. Superman hears this and turns to the tank. Zod takes this opportunity to sucker punch Superman(in Zack Snyder slow-then-fast-mo) then when the tank fires Superman rushes in front of Zod, despite the punch and catches the exploding missile near his stomach. The flames ripple around him, hit his face, his cape, his eyes. The shrapnel hits him and bounces off. The same happens to Zod to a lesser extent. Meloni’s shocked expression when they remain standing, silhouettes in a cloud of smoke, ends the clip.

It was incredible, it really was. And absolutely visually stunning, but my qualm is its typical Zack Snyder. It doesn’t look glossy like his films do. It instead has a more clean cut, colorful look. Like Thor, or Iron Man. But it is the same slow-mo styling that people expect from him. Maybe it just happens in this one scene, but it happens twice. Makes me a bit hesitant, despite the fact it looks phenomenal.

 

Spotlight: Robert Burden

I stumbled across Robert Burden’s work recently and thought I’d pass it along. Robert paints portraits of old school action figures and toys and they look amazing. See more of his work after the jump or order some limited edition prints here.

From Robert’s website:

My current paintings are large-scale portraits of the small action figures that I played with as a boy. I remember these figures as being magnificent. They represented power, beauty, good and evil, and they captured every aspect of my imagination. As a young adult, these toys are wonderfully nostalgic, but they’re no longer amazing to me. The patterns that adorn many of the canvases are often taken from fabric, carpet or wallpaper patterns from my childhood home. The original toy is often framed in a shadowbox attached to the painting, acting as a modern reliquary for these figurines. The ineffability of what can turn a cheap yet coveted piece of plastic into an almost talismanic object was the original inspiration for this work. I am also motivated by the amorphous line that is drawn between imagination and reality, childhood wonder and adult practicality. Though sheltered and naive, there was a freedom in my childhood. It was free from the politics of race and religion. It was free from the burdens of history. It was free from rhetoric and paranoia, shame and regret, cynicism and despair. There is nothing profound about commenting on the minor tragedy of losing one’s innocence, or the struggle to maintain one’s idealism. I just want to renew my faded sense of awe.

Check Out The Latest Trailer for The Dark Knight Rises

There’s not a ton of action in the lasted trailer for The Dark Knight Rises but it does seem to fill in a lot of plot holes. Batman and Catwoman as allies? Check. Bane beating Batman but allowing him to live? Check. Batman willing to give his live to save Gotham? Check. Now for the surprises. Was that Bruce kissing Talia Al Ghul at the end? Does Catwoman know Batman’s identity? Did Hines Ward survive the explosion at Gotham Stadium? Did Bane leave Batman to die at the bottom of a cave (potentially with a broken back, hence the wheelchair earlier in the trailer)? July 20th can’t come soon enough.

Become Your Favorite Comic Book Hero

Well, not actually. But for as low as $110, The Comics Factory will render your likeness into wall art featuring many classic and original characters.  Some examples are below.

Be the First to See The Avengers and Get a Free Poster

Everyone who attends the IMAX 3D midnight show of Marvel’s The Avengers on May 4th (the evening of May 3rd) will receive a limited edition IMAX print exclusive to the 12:01 show! Find a list of participating theatres and get your tickets here.

Skeletor for President in 2012

In case you haven’t seen yet, Skeletor of Eternia has thrown his hat into the ring for the upcoming presidential election.I’d like to joke and say that a vote for Skeletor is a wasted vote, but I’m not too impressed with his competition.

Skeletor’s Platform:

Check back, I’ll be updating my platform often…

1. Legalize Medicinal Marijuana (this glaucoma is killing me!)

2. Legalize abortion (this world has enough assholes in it as it is)

3. Tax the hell out of the rich (it’s about time someone broke up this rich boy’s club)

4. Force year-round sales of Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs

5. Fight terror with terror (Who’s feelin’ me?)

Seems better than the Republican candidates.

 

source:  Skeletor for President

Badass Hermit Crab Lives in a Lego Shell

I’d think a smooth, rounded shell would be more comfortable than a squared-off plastic shell, but I’ll be damned if Herbie doesn’t like to peacock.


Han Solo Dancing in Star Wars Kinect???

While it’s kinda funny, I can’t believe that Harrison Ford would approve. I don’t know much about this game but hopefully it’s more than just dancing.

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